I was Tagged from Livejournal

Thank you Mahal Amanda, for tagging me.

And so, the RULES:

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 5 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave them a comment (you’re it) and to go read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you.

Here we go.

1. I used to have really bad teeth. I mean, they’re not amazing now, but compared to then, this is beautiful. Hahaha.

2. I have nasal polyps. Or at least I think they’re nasal polyps. The doctor doesn’t think so, though.

3. I am the almost adopted daughter of Bruce’s family. Considering how often I slept at their place back when I worked at Convergys, I might as well live there. I eat, sleep, take a bath, shop, and hang out there. Or at least used to.

4. I walk to and from work, regardless of the weather. Rain or shine, dry land or flood waters, I walk from my new place in Godet to where I work in Robinson’s Summit.

5. I had an ex-boyfriend who picks his nose using a cotton bud. He’s maarte that way. Hahahah.

6. In my current relationship, I am the boy and he is the girl. I look and act manly, yet I’m a girl. My boyfriend has feminine features and is more conservative than I am, but he’s not gay.

7. I can cook actual dishes now, but the only other person who gets to taste it is Obi. Sorry friends, I’m afraid you might not like what I cook. Sayang naman diba?

8. I have mastered the art of fried chicken-ing. In short, naperfect ko na ang pagprinto ng manok na may breading. Nyahahahahahah.

9. I dislike roaches. Especially the ones on a wall. You can’t really tell whether they’re ready to fly, or just staring at you as you are staring at it too.

10. I used to be thin. Just a year and a half ago I was able to fit into a certain pair of stretch pants. The last time I tried to force my way into the pants, I barely got the zipper to go halfway up. Pathetic. I wonder what happened?

Oh well. I tag whoever want to answer the darn thing. Hahaha.

I’ve Stolen from Mahal…

… and they’re all just photos.

Obi and I used to be thin. *sigh*

Here with Charlie. I’m blurry in the picture.

Wow, I can’t believe this was just January of 2007. I still fit in that
pair of pants then. Unfortunately I don’t fit into them no more. Sad.

Mahal and me, feeling serious. Nyaha.

That’s Lui with the hand, and Carlo, a former crush. Waha. And Lui has a horn peeking through.

Imagine what I found on Multiply…

an old photo of me with the boys of Mahasa. circa 2005. wow. akala mo ang tagal na e. nyahahaha.

clockwise from top right: Jigs, Bruce, Obi, Me, Lui.

I remember it as if it were yesterday.. taenang 3-day gig marathon yan. 3 days din akong naging ampon sa mga bahay na tinulugan namin. wahahah.

Xoom is Fail!

Bakit ang tanga tanga ng Xoom?

Hindi ka pwedeng magpatuloy sa registration kung di ka pipili ng province.

E kamusta ka naman? Nasa NCR ako, lahat ng probinsiya sa Pilipinas nakalista dun,

PWERA LANG NCR!!!

Oha?!

Had to send their tech support a pretty rude letter telling them they have all the cities in the Philippines listed except for where business is busiest – the National Capital Region.

whattabunchaidiots!!

Isang mabilis na sarbey para sa mga babae naman…

sorry, makulit utak ko ngayon kaya pagpasensiyahan nyo na ang aking mga life’s question.

Kung dalawang klase lang ang kuwan sa mundo, anong pipiliin nyo?

… yung hanggang tuhod pero ga-lapis? o…

… yung ka kasing-taba ng maliit na lata ng tuna pero kasing tangkad lang ng lata ng maling?

wala lang. naisip ko lang.

sagot ko sa tanong ko: di ako makapili, kaya ko kayo tinatanong. nyehehehe.

Isang mabilis na sarbey para sa mga kalalakihan…

Na-curious lang ako dahil sa kwento ng isang kaibigang itago na lang natin sa pangalang Boy Tahi, a.k.a. Boy Kiliti, a.k.a. Boy Boso.

Nun bang kayo e bagong tuli, pag ginagalaw nyo yung sinulid na ginamit sa pagtahi ng inyong *bleep* e nakikiliti kayo?

Wala lang, si Boy Tahi kasi admittedly nakiliti siya. Nyahahahah.

It’s tough being a woman

You can just imagine what happens when a woman gets her period. Haha.

Sloughing…

(v.) a term for expelling the uterine lining during menstruation.

Sorry. gross time muna.

It’s quite normal for women to slough off pieces of their uterus whenever they have their period. I call those uterine pieces dementors. They suck the life out of me. Painful and nasty little buggers.

Anywho.. I just sloughed off the biggest chunk of dementor I have seen in my life so far. Two inches long and about three quarters inch wide.I didn’t bother checking the diameter because it had already swam its way through my pee.

Kadiri ako pero di pa naman ako baboy. Haha.

So ayun. wala lang. weird lang siya. Haha.

Bawal ang pork..

I saw a lot of interesting things along the way while walking to work.

Most of them were the usual stuff I pick on and criticize.

It’s just that…

I forgot.

I am officially the fail!!!

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ooohh.. I remembered one thing.

Have you noticed the yellow banners that hang on the posts along Ayala Ave. that says I am Ninoy?

Is it just me, or did the combination of all those face portions make the person in the poster look like Elijah wood in Ninoy Aquino glasses?

Tell me, is it just me? Do you see it too? weh. OA na sa pagtatanong.

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By the way, just some update.. my glasses broke. Pakshet!

Now I no longer have a mask to use to hide my never-going-away-ever eyebags.

Again, pakshet!

Anywho, I should start working.

And yeah, one last thing. My cellphone decided it wanted to stay home so I don’t have it with me now. anudaw?

Whattagenius!

Look! Monkey!

I like Little Evil

He’s got the neatest stuff.